The man floating in the corner symbolizes our desire to both take and pass tests.The tentacled torso represents appendages adorned with suction cups.
The suction cups are designed to wield various writing instruments, but I do believe that points are deducted for tests completed using more than one color of ink.
Red is forbidden, as it is for teachers.
The Pen/Pencil combo is also frowned upon.
Tests completed in sharpie will be promptly thrown in the garbage, unless they receive a perfect grade...
...which is impossible, because they are disposed of instantly.
More to come.
- Blaine Mead, IV
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