Hints for the taking...

The Great Debate.

For as long as time has been alive, the great Mystics have argued over the Source of Supreme Magic and Sorcery.

...or, 'Sourcery'.

One popular school of thought subscribes to books and spells as giving birth to unbridled, detached excellence.

Usually, though, subscriptions are set aside for publications which let the subscribers stay up-to-date on all the useless details in the particular subject that the 'rags' deal with.

But magazines are the worst for soaking up spills.

The 'magic' books are just imperfect echoes of the pure form of the subject matter, filtered through opinionated idiots.

Magic starts in hearts and dies in glossaries.

The Dictionary is the Ultimate Glossary: Subject II Change.

Swim in future me.

In days of the past, fish won playing skill games were awarded to the victor in glass jars.

There were no sandwich bags yet, plus the fish back then were stronger.

Water Demons frequently frequented carnivals in order to use their powers over water and souls to win the prizes.

But they were not interested in a radical pet fish to swim around in them forever.

Nor did they want to recycle the jar.

They wanted the water within.

Water we waiting for...?

Caution, to the Wind.

While a flamethrower is a tool, it can also be a powerful weapon.

A Flamethrower Thrower, however, is a person. A person fulfilling their vocation.

These curious beings do not necessarily add altitude to the equation, but most of the most popular sightings happened above sea-level.

The FTT's who practice their art underwater are the butt of the jokes of the Flamethrower Thrower community.

The flamethrowers are returned to them endlessly by the birds in the above masterpiece.

This is not a riddle.

This particular cat likes to put on its father's watch, in order to look like more of a grownup.

When one seems like a grownup, the world expects less of even less of the cat.

But cats are stupid. Quick, but stupid.

They are bound to forget which accessories they have equipped. In this case, the cat forgets its past actions and views itself as a time bomb.

But the plant cannot help, as it will not bring itself to cut the green wire.

So the cat chews its leaves until exploding.

There's a lesson here, I think.

"Welcome to MY world..."

The man floating in the corner symbolizes our desire to both take and pass tests.

The tentacled torso represents appendages adorned with suction cups.

The suction cups are designed to wield various writing instruments, but I do believe that points are deducted for tests completed using more than one color of ink.

Red is forbidden, as it is for teachers.

The Pen/Pencil combo is also frowned upon.

Tests completed in sharpie will be promptly thrown in the garbage, unless they receive a perfect grade...

...which is impossible, because they are disposed of instantly.

More to come.

- Blaine Mead, IV